What They have Learned

I think our 2008 Presidential candidates, thus far, have learned some very valuable lessons. Here's some of what I think they are, in no particular order:

Richardson - Having so much experience means that you are part of the problem.

Clinton - Having so much experience means that you are part of the problem.

Dodd - The mainstream counts.

Hunter - The mainstream counts.

Tommy Thompson - The mainstream counts.

Gravel - You can't anger people into voting for you.

Giuliani - You can't scare people into voting for you.

Kucinnich - Socialism is not popular.

Paul - Libertarianism is not popular.

Edwards - A one-issue candidate is not popular.

Huckabee - Humor will only get you so far.

Romney - Money will only get you so far.

Fred Thomspon - You have to act like you actually want to be President.

Bidon - Trash talking at the wrong time will get you trashed.

Gilgrist - You have to be in it to win it.

Obama - Being articulate and handsome has tremendous benefits.

McCain - Sympathy for great hardships you have endured will get you votes.